One Gone, Hope More To Come

The bloodletting at the White House has begun. Bush announced in his press conference yesterday that Donald Rumsfeld has resigned as Defense Secretary to be replaced by William Gates, former CIA director under Bush’s father and currently president of Texas A&M. This appointment from Bush will relieve Mr. Gates of having to watch his Aggies get their asses handed to them by the Texas Longhorns on November 24 here in Austin. Hook ‘em Horns. Now I’m glad that Rumsfeld has been shown the door, but that door should be left open for some more of the war criminals inhabiting this administration. The First Mistress of the United States, Condoleezza Rice should be given the boot too. Not only for her inaction prior to 9/11, not only for making the State Department a subsidiary of the Defense Department, but for mostly being Bush’s enabler. It’s strange that we haven’t heard from Dick Cheney. Maybe the news of this massive Republican defeat hasn’t reached his secret lair yet. You can be sure though that he’ll launch a counter offensive against the American people to teach them that they don’t have permission to question him or elect representatives who won’t roll over and play dead in front of him. If Bush sends Cheney his walking papers we might actually have something here. Of course if Bush attempts to fire Cheney, Cheney will be forced to unleash the power of the dark side against Bush, Barbara Bush.

Bush senior must be at home in Houston muttering to himself that “W has really screwed everything up now. If only he had listened to me, but what’s new about that, that knucklehead never listened anyway. He was always to busy getting drunk and high to listen. When he became President he took Rummy and Dick’s advice over mine. He became insufferable after he was re-elected reminding me that he’s a two term President while I was only a one term one. Well how the mighty have fallen. If Barbara hadn’t coddled him and made me bail him out of trouble all those years he might have made something out of himself. Oh well it’s time for me to get more money out of the Saudi’s.” Can we just throw out the whole Bush crime family.